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Here's some Christmas Creep for you.

Bah Humbug:

Buy Nothing Christmas (Reverend Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping)

Alternatives to cut Christmas Trees

Something for your Festivus needs

Dear Santa letter generator (NSFK) Not safe for kids

Bah Humbug cards

A Santa by any other name:

Santa vs. Saint Nick

Sinterklaas

Holiday Helpers:

The Yule Cat,  Jolakotturinn

The Yule Goat, Julbock or Julbukk

Other:

Vintage Russian Christmas cards

Vintage Christmas Images

00:19 bit.ly/3ThCVW "Me and My Dick." Flying vaginas played by men in drag in flapper dresses, with mustaches and cigars. Go watch. Really.

08:53 I hate when I hit the start button on the microwave when I meant to hit timer. Although it did make me discover the crayon in there.

15:26 "UP" has my kids completely entranced. I don't think they've blinked since it started. Sweet.

16:03 Giant stingray video (holy shit!): bit.ly/4Bbx0X

16:26 I nearly died laughing last night, watching it! RT @DarrenCriss Our latest creation has been set loose: bit.ly/7V4yc "Me And My Dick"

18:21 Watching a biography of Lenin on Hulu. Weird to hear people talk ing about his propaganda who actually remember him.

19:12 Oh ma gaw! What joy! What bliss! bit.ly/z2daF

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Not so much though, my head/jaw/mouth feels better.
My FEET are KILLING me.
I only stood for about 4 hours but o.m.g. they hurt bad.

Got about an hour and a half till it's bingo and vodka time at Fridays yay.

Its been snowing off and on this evening, who knows how much there will be tomorrow.

If anyone has any suggestions on super duper uber comfy stand in all day kinda shoes let me know.. cuz I need them!

• 19:19 MmMMmMMMm Punkin Spice Latte, give me the energy to finish cleaning the house tonight! #
• 20:51 @JonathanRKnight LMFAO - wow was not expecting to read that from you, tonight, or ever! hahaha. #
• 00:54 @BigGirlBlue twitpic.com/pfult - Mine does the same thing! I just had to kick her off "my" side of the bed so I could lay down! #
• 00:55 I've been Tweeting for 2 years, 5 months, 5 days, 23 hours, 31 minutes, 43 seconds (June 9, 2007). How about you? bit.ly/eC942 #
• 14:36 znl.me/E9N1W Gotta have Sbarro when you work at the mall! #

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I love the OUTDOOR GIRLS series books by Laura Lee Hope.

I couldn't even begin to wish you love them as much as I do or for you to have even heard of them, but in case you do, &/or have - or don't but still love camping out or the "good old days" - these other Turn of the Century books might really interest you.

I found two (non-fiction) books that might have been read by the girls and boys of Deepdale, had they (the boys and girls of Deepdale I mean...) been real:

On The Trail, An Outdoor Book for Girls

(1915) by Lina Beard & Adelia Belle Beard.

and Camping for Boys

(1913) by William Henry Gibson.   (Both also available on Google Books)

If I can't live one hundred years ago - and I do wish I could, I can still wish my friends and I could take a month off and camp out like this:

All images and content used withOUT permission.  Please visit Gutenberg.org, Shorpy.com, and the best site of all - Series Books for Girls - Jennifer really knows her vintage books and I LOVE LOVE LOVE her site, blog and Bonanzle booth.  I admire her work so much and hope she doesn't mind me lifting an image from her site.

09:01 Have you bought cack at the Hippymom Harvest Festival yet? Or had your cards read? What are you waiting for? bit.ly/rv14A

16:11 Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

16:15 #FollowFriday @mojowriting @biznitchescom @bitchbuzz @hippymom @fuggirls @bitterepiphany @innerbitch @CupCate @actionflikchick

16:32 It's new, it's bright and it's founded on spite, and it's got an evil attitude: Hail, hail Doofania!

16:34 Far away from city life, my stupid brother and ex wife! ♫ blip.fm/~gazqv

16:36 It's really funny listening to my kids try to say "Doofenschmirtz".

16:51 Greatest 10 minutes in a movie EVER. bit.ly/2QN81t

17:05 Fave scene: bit.ly/3ZOIt4 closely followed by "can you please step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!"

17:05 OMG I just got a tweet from Dr. Doofenschmirtz. Awesomesauce.

17:23 Tribe's servers are broken AGAIN. My God. Either die or don't, Tribe, make a decision. The death throes are getting old.

18:24 My 5yo just googled the name of the iPod game he wanted to play, and found their website where he can play online. My mom couldn't do that.

21:27 RT @TeamStarKid: Me And My Dick!!!! bit.ly/1DV2pw

21:54 Possibly the greatest thing EVER. RT @TeamStarKid: Me And My Dick!!!! bit.ly/1DV2pw

22:15 " ;Me and My Dick" is fucking hilarious. Hippymoms! Watch it! bit.ly/1DV2pw

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I really should be kept away from websites that automatically store my debit card information and shipping address, because last night in my vicoden/pain induced haze, I managed to buy some cute shoes from 6pm.com as well as some makeup from Avon. Oopsies!

Oh yeah it was from the dentist yesterday. The pain is not from the cavity I got filled, its from the 6 Needles they had to use multiple times to get me numb, which took OVER AN HOUR. Just for the lower right side of my jaw. It's not them, its totally me, but that sucked. I could barely open my mouth today to talk, let alone eat...

I managed to make it to work today, however the pain was too much. I was woken up multiple times throughout the night kept switching between the heating pad and a cold pack on my face, and at some point spilled a bottle of water in the bed so I had to avoid sleeping in a wet spot.. and yes, I'm sure it was water.

So I did the 2 important things at work, scanned the checks, and got all 5 offices to do their "batching" by 9:45 am. Usually it takes them until 2 or 3 pm. I was like HOLY SHIT. I told them it NEEDED to be done ASAP because I wasnt staying all day and no one else there knows how to do it, and they actually listened, ill just have to tell them EVERY day that Im leaving early LoL.

I shoulda came home and slept, but instead I took a vicoden and ran some errands, went to King Soopers, PetCo (i really dont like their new set up and they dont have things i really want to buy) then Kohls, which was very annoying and reminds me I was going to write an email complaint... but I managed to buy some black loafers for work for only $8, then to another King Soopers, and PetSmart to get what I really needed.

Got caught up on DWTS, SO sad that Aaron went home he was so good! Got my nails done this evening, while i was there it started snowing. Supposed to snow all weekend I guess. I cant tell if it has stopped for right now though.

Picked up a pumpkin spice latte from 7-11 on the way home in hopes of giving me some energy to finish cleaning up the house tonight since I work at Macy's all weekend. Oh Joy! LoL, Will hopefully be hitting up Bingo at TGIFridays tomorrow night, *crossing my fingers* that I win SOMETHING, anything!

clipped from www.walletpop.com Officially, the overdraft bank fee nightmare is almost over The Federal Reserve announced on Thursday that starting July 1, 2010, financial institutions can no longer allow customers to overspend their account and then charge overdraft fees -- in most cases -- unless the customers have signed up for a bank's overdraft protection plan that includes such fees. My guess is, most won't. As The Washington Post explains, the overdraft fee won't disappear entirely. Banks can still charge overdraft fees on checks or an automatic bill payment. But the days of buying a cup of coffee or stick of gum with your debit card without realizing you don't have the funds and then getting slammed with a $37.50 fee--that will end on July 1, 2010. Instead, you'll simply have your debit card declined. And if that thought truly embarrasses you, then tell your bank you want that overdraft protection